If you have any questions for me I’ll do my best to answer them here.
Q: Did you really work for Jim Henson?
A: Yes. I started out on a show called Fraggle Rock, inside the costume for Junior Gorg, working with puppeteer Richard Hunt to perform the full character. It was an awesome break for me because prior to that I was a starving mime and was really looking forward to a tour of public schools in order to pay the rent.
Q: Was it hot inside Junior Gorg?
A: Are you kidding? We’d easily lose 5 to 10 pounds in a full day of performing. It was all just water but I quickly replaced that every night with an equivalent amount of beer.
Q: Can you teach me how to be a puppeteer?
A: Sure. How much money you got?
Q: You look really skinny in those photos of your days with Henson. How much do you weigh now?
A: Mind your own fucking business.